Perfectly Criminal

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evilnerdproductions:

#I am convinced that this was not in the script #Matt was supposed to jump on the hammock and missed #because he’s Matt and he is a danger to himself and others #and this line was just an expression of his confusion#THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED AND NO ONE WILL EVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

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pink-martini:

“You all know, of course, that Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago, by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age…”

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The Hogwarts’ Houses.

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I’m buzzed. Ask me questions and I’ll probably be more honest than usual. Have at it m

agayofgays:

seriously though everyone needs to download the audio book “how to succeed in evil” right the fuck now

that shit is amazing and perfect and if you haven’t read it yet you’re missing out on a huge part of what has always been destined to be your personality

bl-ind:

do you ever get the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking

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memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: notanightlight

Misters Stark and Banner are reminded that although we have allowed them personal use of one of the helicarrier labs, this does not make it their “Super Secret Fort of Science.”  It is not improved by pillow structures.  Your IQ does not have to be over 140 points to enter.  And it has no secret password.

Aside from the S.H.I.E.L.D. issued one.]

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