Perfectly Criminal |
The lair of Cam Rook. I reblog too much, sing sometimes and boast when I pickpocket my friends. |
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Admit it. You need me. We’re connected!
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| 1/4 of tumblr: | OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR |
| 1/4 of tumblr: | OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING |
| 1/4 of tumblr: | WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS |
| 1/4 of tumblr: | yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day |
IS A CHARACTER EVER SO ADORABLE THAT YOU FEEL LIKE THROWING A COMPLETE FIT AND FLIPPING TABLES AND THROWING THINGS AND SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HANDLE ALL THE CUTE
(via introsquirrel)
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
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if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
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Hannibal Cast
One big, happy family.
i’m the main character why the fuck am i right at the back assholes
JESUS
imagine someone who doesn’t know what it’s about sees this pic and they think hannibal is like how i met your mother
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imagine if either equius or nepta were sleep walkers and one would sleep walk to the others moon on derse u///w///u
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
people wanted this to be rebloggable.
I wanted this to be rebloggable.
im gonna puke
this is not okay i’m dead
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you...
to victory
pass me a towel bro